How’d I end up in Guatemala?

So I landed yesterday in Guatemala. Shelled out $150 for a one-way ticket a couple weeks ago. Travel — it’s been in the back of my mind somewhere for years. Occasionally reignited by something i hear, something i read, or a visit to my sister in mexico, But often squelched by reality. I read Tim Ferriss’ ‘Four Hour Work Week’. I started speaking a trip into my plans. Not with any certainty, and halfway in jest, but leaving some flex in the calendar, just in case. It ignited a passion within me. I reread the book later in the same year, and i started to see that this was already more plausible than I thought it was.

2010 was great for business. I have a healthy balance between recurring revenue (sell something once, and it keeps paying you for the lifetime of the account), and revenue from what I put my hands to (or rather, what I put the team’s hands to). The point is, revenue comes in, and it doesn’t matter where I am (in theory, at least!).

The other side of the coin is expenses. The condo. A vehicle and a motorcycle — what to do with those? And galavanting across the world can’t be cheap, right? Five days later, a creative interpretation of a lease document, and an $80/mo storage unit (imagine two people trying to fit a full-size motorcycle into an elevator to get it to the unit on the fourth floor!), and assets are covered.

My expenses in Guatemala? $100/wk for room and board in a quaint little Central American home, thanks to a kindly woman named Juanita. I’m paying a little more than that per week in tuition at one of the fine Conversational Spanish language schools in Antigua, blocks from where I’m staying. My monthly expenses will be less here (tuition included) than they are at home, living on a budget that flexes with my mood and my craving for sushi.

I’m starting my tenure at La Union (http://www.launion.edu.gt/), a somewhat large and well-known school in the area, and may spend some time at Don Pedro de Alvarado (http://www.donpedrospanishschool.com/) — supposedly attended by Mel Gibson, Kevin Costner and Hillary Clinton, wheeee — and have a couple other self-assigned errands before coming back.

I’m not sure where this trip is taking me: a mission to heal the world, or just to brush on on ye lode espanol to be able to communicate better with people in my neighborhood. But I’m pursuing this until I hit a dead end, or feel that I’ve accomplished my purpose. Or until I get tired of burritos — like that could ever happen…

If you think of me, please pray for safety and fun, that i’ll get done what i need done, and that business here will continue to flourish in spite of my diminished hands-on involvement.

Peace, love and tacos.

totally other

i thought i knew everything there was to know about God. i had my sunday school answers down. i knew the stories. i knew how God would respond in a given situation.

a bit of maturity, maybe, leads me to believe that i understand less now than ever. that my notions, no matter how well-conceived, can’t compare to the childlike wonder of the mystery that is He — totally other. infinite, yet intimate. ever-satisfying, but leaves me yearning for more. and that’s ok. because none other could be so.

power of prayer

i don’t know why i thought this was so funny, but had to share…

from my sister, Aimee

Clear WiMAX saves the day

i’ve complained a bit about my personal experience with Clear Wimax in terms of signal, salespeople, and customer service, but have to admit they really came through for us this past weekend at our training event.

Jodey Smith, a long-time personal friend, was there to assist event attendees with technical problems or if our pace was a little challenging, but after internet issues from the venue (that’s another post in itself!), Jodey brought in several Clear WiMAX modems, a Clear Spot, and a few wireless routers. We were easily able to get every conference attendee online without problem. I promised to pimp his service if it went well, and sure enough, here i am…

Jodey Smith
design@gopublicdesign.com
404-538-2637

Thanks Jodey!

hell on earth

ok, sometimes random thoughts occur to me and i must get them out of my head onto “paper” quickly before i forget. no time to process or validate, so don’t jump down my throat yet. but here goes…

so i was reading a little from tozer today, and came across something that made me think. he often does. here’s an excerpt:

Sometimes preachers get carried away and start sermonizing on the great calamaties posed by communism and secularism and materialism. But our greatest calamity is the closed heaven, the silent heaven. God meant for us to be in fellowship with Him. When the heaves are closed, men are left to themselves. They are without God.

tozer’s paragraph was inspired by his reading the opening paragraph in the book of ezekiel. and i was struck, not by the sunday school picture of hell that i’ve had in my mind from youth — a dungeon of fire, people screaming, and for some reason an oversized worm, but by the sunday school definition of hell: a place without God.

it makes sense that hell would be a place without God. but let’s face it; we focus more on the temporal, the tangible, than we do the spiritual, don’t we? our prayers focus on the gifts of God, the blessings of God, moreso than God Himself. could this play in our concept of spiritual negatives as well as it does the positives? could hell be more about the absence of God than it is the presence of things that harm?

if that’s so, then we could literally experience hell on earth, simply by closing ourselves to God. think about it. if we attempt to buffer ourselves from God, and He is apt to let us choose our own direction, then our “hell” could be seeing the fruition of the natural consequences of our own self-centered (as opposed to God-centered) actions, and the self-centered actions of others. the earth being replete with self-centered people (among whom am i, i might add), the culmination of all our actions brings about real calamity. wars. violence. broken hearts. hurt feelings. starvation. homelessness. broken homes. and there’s a piece of every one of us that is affected by some of these.

if that’s plausible, then i suppose it’s also plausible to conversely experience heaven on earth by the inclusion of God. by partaking of the things of his nature.

again, this is writing off the cuff, i haven’t taken time to vet the concept theologically, and i’m not trying to portray an actions-based faith, because we’d all be sunk. i’m just simply provoking the thought that maybe we can experience the spiritual eternal, here in the temporary. and that may impact the manner in which i behave today.

Clear WiMAX blows

i’ve been a user of mobile internet for years, starting back in the days where my cell phone acted as a 14.4kbps modem. for a couple years, i’ve used a sprint card and have been fairly happy with service.

i’ve heard about the clear/clearwire technology for a couple years, how great it would be, etc. and a few months ago, on the recommendation of a friend (who just happened to be a reseller with clear wimax), i signed up for clear service. i set out to find faster download speed. after all, who couldn’t use 10Mbps download speed, right? the wimax is technically 4G technology (4G simply means 4th generation — it’s no reflection on speed improvements from 3G. more in this nerdy yet somehow cool video explanation from craig matthias). product showed up at my door the next day and i couldn’t wait to get started. dreams of streaming video from the highway, or conference calling beside the pool, like the tv commercials tell us.

fyi, clear is using atlanta as one of its flagship cities. signal coverage everywhere in atlanta. in fact, they back that up with media coverage everywhere in atlanta, and salespeople coverage everywhere in atlanta. i live in atlanta. and not like the outskirts, like people in alpharetta say they live in atlanta. i live in midtown. i travel atlanta extensively.

long story short… i have the clear home modem, which sits stationary. signal meter says it’s good, but more often than not, page loads take longer than when i’m on my sprint card. if they load at all. i have the clear mobile modem. but sitting in a client’s office in the middle of buckhead (again, very much atlanta), i get zero bars. and when clear gets zero bars, guess how internet performs? it doesn’t.

quick synopsis: clear 4G service runs on sprint towers. where sprint offers 4G service, clear offers 4G service. where sprint offers only 3G service, clear offers jack.

if they had told me that up front, i never would have bought. i tried to cancel service and return equipment within 14 days of signing up, only to have customer service show me the fine print that voided any chance of cancellation after 7 days. marketing brilliance: misrepresent your product, lock people into a contract, and charge astronomical fees to get out of it.

so here’s my recommendation: use sprint. sprint offers the 4G technology. heck, sprint built the towers. they’re just letting clear leech. get the sprint 3G/4G card. this card downgrades where 4G signal is not available.

my hope is to spread the warning to souls in search of faster download speeds. stick with the proven product on this one. and for the love of pete, read fine print.

star trek technology

ok, i admit, i was a trekkie in high school. while my friends were out doing who knows what on friday nights, i was at home with a domino’s pizza watching james t. kirk pontificate a syncopated sililoquy. partly because it satisfied that curiosity about what was out there, where no man had boldly gone before. partly because of the gadgets. they had the coolest toys!

so within the past couple of weeks, i’ve seen star trek technology demonstrated right in front of me. i’m not talking about flying cars, jetpacks or microwave ovens that will hydrate my dinner in nanoseconds, but this is nice. first, #1 – a video phone. yeah, those have been out for a while. but the handheld, wifi device i saw last week will hit mainstream within a year or two. #2 – security cameras that, upon sensing motion, will hit you with an sms (text message) and a link to watch the video stream. impressive.

but today, my technological brook bubbleth over. check out this new technology that will change the face of reading as we know it: http://vook.com/vook.php

pretty cool, huh? it brings potential excitement to my bathroom reading. looking forward to it.

incredible customer service for an oil change

every few thousand miles or so, i find myself in a grimy, hole-in-the-wall waiting room, while those more mechanically inclined than i change fluids under the hood of ye olde family jeep. it’s not an arduous process, but a bit of an interruption in a fast-paced life. i stand still and watch a talk show on the tv in the lobby, careful not to brush against a wall or counter — oil stains have ruined many a pair of pants.

today was different.

i remembered seeing a lube shop on ponce. it was a texaco, so i figured it must be reputable. i lined up the jeep in front of an open bay and was met at my door by a smiling technician. pricing was posted just over her shoulder, and she explained their maintenance packages to me. after i had made my selection, she mentioned a man by name, and told me that he “had the door for me”. as if i were walking into the ritz. odd, i thought, but i walked toward a smiling gentleman who, indeed, was holding open the door to the waiting area. nice touch.

the waiting area was clean. not immaculate — i wouldn’t have performed surgery in there, or eaten off the floor, but care had obviously been taken to provide a clean and comfortable environment. i sat in a chair and watched the last few minutes of a recently released dvd.

i hadn’t been seated long — it certainly couldn’t have been more than fifteen minutes — when a service tech came and sat beside me, clipboard in hand. i wondered what he’d tell me they found, that needed to be replaced. classic upsell. it didn’t happen. he deftly explained the service performed on my vehicle. the oil. belts checked. tire pressure corrected. he made me aware of services that would be due soon. and he directed me to the counter.

the cashier logged me into the system, got my contact information, and informed me that they would keep a record of every service they perform on my vehicle, as a courtesy to me. nice. in case i lose the envelope in my glove compartment stuffed with every piece of paper a mechanic has ever handed me since i bought the vehicle. she then told me that JJ had the door for me. i turned and, sure enough, the service tech was holding the front door open, my jeep five feet from the door, with my driver’s door open. he wished me well, and i went on my way, but was enamored with the level of service i had just been provided.

from my first encounter until i was buckled in again, i never questioned my next step. never wondered what was taking so long. i’ve paid other people to maintain my vehicles since i could drive. this was by far the most unique vehicle service experience i’ve had. the crew operated in such a coordinated effort to make my experience a positive one, and performed, a little like my jeep, pardon the pun, like a well-oiled machine.

great job to the crew at texaco xpress lube, 566 ponce de leon in atlanta. i’ll see you in another few thousand miles, and i’m actually looking forward to it.

Multiple Minds

We’ve learned more about the human mind in recent years than ever recorded in history. We know which portions of our brain perform calculations, which portions store memories, which portions control involuntary functions, etc. Here’s an insightful post from Seth Godin, marketing extraordinaire, about the practicality of these different portions of our mind, and how they relate to everyday life.

Multiple Minds

Social media and texting drive $9 million in Red Cross aid for Haiti in 2 days.

People amaze me.

If you’re interested, here’s some information from Mike Ventura on how social media played a rolein raising $9 million for Haiti.
http://mikeventura.wordpress.com/2010/01/15/social-media-breakthrough-for-red-cross-and-haiti/

Text “HAITI to 90999″ campaign stuns Red Cross with effectiveness.